Bournmouth

Last weekend i went to Bournmouth with 11 other guys from the tennis club. Its an annual tour, but it was my first so i was curious as to what sort of stuff went on. I'll bullet point funny moments, things of significance:

-The prosperous and the vagabonds: one of the resounding things i'll remeber from the trip is how rich some of the other guys are and how nonchelent they were with their money. Now with my mates, if you owe someone a drink, even as little as say 40p, they won't let you forget. You'll be chased to the end of the earth for it. At Bourmouth literally everything was paid for-lunch, drinks, lap dances, you name it. On one occassion Will came up to the younger gang(me j and Al) asked if we wanted drinks, got the drinks, brought them back, then fucked off! Another funny moment was Nev on the saturday morning almost irritatingly dismissing J's guilt for inadvertently and mistakingly racking up a £120 lap dance bill by saying 'we're not 5 year olds anymore, we can afford these things down to the manor'.

-The sexual deviants: two funny incidents. 1. all the others had gone down to the beach and j and i decided that before we would follow suit, a bit of tuggy fun was needed. so we went our seperate ways and in the room i thought i'd have a nice lazy one. Feeling uninspired i got Nev's business magazine, managed to find a business lady showing a bit of leg on one of the pages, and waited for the fun to commence. Suddenly the door went. FUCK! i scrambled off the bed, barely able to pull my trousers up and decided to cower on the floor, partly to cover and shield my watsit. Nev then quizzickly asked 'lost something there mate' 'yeah i can't seem to find my wallet'. Bearing in mind my wallet was on my bedside table, with nothing else remotely near it to obscure it, it was possibly the worst thing i could have said to dampen his suspision. I then feebly retorted, 'oh there it is' nervously laughing, trying to do my belt up at Nev's every turn of head.
2. Nev and J went into the Pier suite which J and Alex were sharing. Alex, who obviously thought it would be either just J, or at the most the two of us coming in decided to perch himself on the floor just in his boxers in some sort of weird position. Nev came out of the room shaking his head and rolling his eyes saying, 'that Alex is a weird one, is he some sort of sexual deviant?'

All that sounds quite weird! but apart from that there was the usual laddish banter, we went to the beach and played boules, we lounged in the park, we went to the casino, lap dancing club, we got pissed and danced, we swam, played a bit of tennis. All in all a great weekend and a funny 1st visit.(so many other funny moments, but its too much to digress in one fell swoop of writing)